{"id":2,"date":"2020-04-29T12:22:03","date_gmt":"2020-04-29T12:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2022-06-09T14:59:05","modified_gmt":"2022-06-09T18:59:05","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.christiansgospel.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"His Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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I have strong but correct opinions.<\/p>C. Schasel 2021<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Salt is Life<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I drink the pretzel salt at the bottom of the bag. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On Finding Meritorious Conversation<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t Sometimes, the only way to have an intelligent conversation is to talk to yourself. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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The End Is Near<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I am resolute in my feelings of doom. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On the Daily Intake of Ice Cream<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I only got four pints of ice cream. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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Why stop at micro-plastics?<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I want macro-plastics in my brain. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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I am the Arbiter of Sneeze<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I could have no hands and still stop myself from sneezing. Alternatively, I could have five hands and still not sneeze. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On the Disappointments of Dairy Delights<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t The worst part about ice cream is when you get to the bottom of the pint and you have to accept than you won’t have ice cream again until tomorrow. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On Identification of Species<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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Await the Second Coming<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I relish the opportunity to learn. Therefore, I must move on. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On the Necessity of Internal Organs<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t Meh, you don’t need a liver. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On Purpose<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t What is our purpose in life but to be unethical. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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Chips & Their Salinity<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I have yet to find a chip that is too salty. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On the Philosophy of Ethics<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t Only I determine what is ethical. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On His Holy Dietary Choices<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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\r\n\t\t\t\t I only eat air and land food, and most of the air food is flightless birds. <\/em> \t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<\/div>

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On Eating Chips Also Eaten by a Mouse<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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The secret to weight loss<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t
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