I have strong but correct opinions.
C. Schasel 2021
Chips & Their Salinity
I have yet to find a chip that is too salty.
On the Philosophy of Ethics
Only I determine what is ethical.
Why stop at micro-plastics?
I want macro-plastics in my brain.
I am the Arbiter of Sneeze
I could have no hands and still stop myself from sneezing. Alternatively, I could have five hands and still not sneeze.
On Purpose
What is our purpose in life but to be unethical.
On the Daily Intake of Ice Cream
I only got four pints of ice cream.
On Eating Chips Also Eaten by a Mouse
If I die, I die.
Salt is Life
I drink the pretzel salt at the bottom of the bag.
Await the Second Coming
I relish the opportunity to learn. Therefore, I must move on.
On His Holy Dietary Choices
I only eat air and land food, and most of the air food is flightless birds.
The End Is Near
I am resolute in my feelings of doom.
On the Necessity of Internal Organs
Meh, you don’t need a liver.
On the Disappointments of Dairy Delights
The worst part about ice cream is when you get to the bottom of the pint and you have to accept than you won’t have ice cream again until tomorrow.
On Finding Meritorious Conversation
Sometimes, the only way to have an intelligent conversation is to talk to yourself.
On Identification of Species
Cows are just big dogs.
The secret to weight loss
My thoughts on foodborne illness is that it is a shortcut to weight loss.